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Pilot's reaction after looking at the most attractive woman on the beach:

- "positive rate, gear up!"

Reaction during leaving money in the bank:

- "30... 20... 10... retard, retard!"

In the shopping:

- "Before paying checklist. Meat, check... vegetables, check... cookies, as required... money, down and three green. Before paying checklist completed."

When driving a car and the fuel is low:

- "Minimums... continue."

My own jokes.

Probably these are not that funny. :-)

So share some pilot/aviation jokes!

Sent from my U8815 using Tapatalk 2

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